bad poetry society

pilenopilepile:

eggcup:

pilenopilepile:

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argumate:

genuine-blogging:

argumate:

compulsory dresses for schoolgirls is not good.

Make them longer so they can run around in them and it’d be fine.

since longer dresses get unwieldy, perhaps we could split them into two dresses, one around each leg 🤔

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argumate:

listening to Neil Cicierega mashups and got interrupted by an advertisement for low-carb potatoes which I assumed was just part of the track

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dragon-in-a-fez:

bi-ghirahim:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

I already have minuscule wealth and extreme confusion

I know I’m the op but honestly what a mood

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sigmaleph:

femmenietzsche:

CURRENT GENDER: Non-practicing male

I was raised culturally male, but never really practiced, y'know? still, my parents were not super happy when I decided to convert

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blazing-reeetard:

dootmario2:

worldsworstfather:

now that having basically any image in your posts places you at risk of getting flagged for “sensitive content” by the new algorithms, we’re just going have to start posting our reaction images in text format

bear_grylls_improvise_adapt_overcome.jpeg

cant flag images as sensitive if you dont actually post any images

guy_tapping_head_meme.png

CaN’T FlAg ImAGes aS sEnSItIvE iF yOu DOnT AcTuAlLy pOsT aNy ImAGes

That_one_spongebob_meme. jpg

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mushabon:

thebearcametoo:

mushabon:

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

You made this 1000x better

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dankuroking:

“here are some alternates to tumblr! like newgrounds or pixiv" yall just, straight up stopped suggesting sites even remotely similar to tumblr and are just saying random shit now. guys lets all move to the comments section of youtube

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